Haikus
Three haikus found in an unfinished draft e-mail that I started a couple years ago:

Heed well, young player!
Scantily clad enchantress,
She's a man, baby!

"I R sexy grrrl!"
Says the fat man from Jersey,
Dressed in Wood Elf togs.

Online gender lies.
Pixels are cheap surgery
For swapping gonads.

Okay, they may only be 5-7-5 patterned poems. I don't think you can legitimately call it a haiku unless you mention cherry blossoms or Mount Fuji. In any case, just thought I'd share.
Posted by Moriash Moreau at 11:43 AM